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Montclair california,a place full of skin heads,fat tweekers,wanna-be gangsters,dime bag dealers,and all around idiots.typical montclair residents consist of degenerate douchebags who enjoy the manipulation of rich relatives in order to satisfy the common obsession of buttfucking. at social gatherings many Montclair-ians enjoy the rousing game of penisy-musical-chairs.
Example 1
John: Can i trade my food stamps for a 10 sack?
Fred:Sure just let me finish up whoring out my 14 year old daughter.

Example 2
Jane: hey can i come over to your house in montclair and buy a dub for $5 and stay on your couch for a week?
Rob: sure why not, you should eat all my food and bring criminals over to my house while you're at it.
by chompchompyum May 1, 2011
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