12 definitions by choad al amode

Quarantang

Poontang enjoyed only during isolation.

I wish we could get back to normal soon, the quarantang I am stuck with is getting tired.

by choad al amode May 16, 2020

Pandementia

Sudden and permanent memory loss onset by any global pandemic.

I used to be great at algebra, but my panementia has wiped out my ability to manage numbers.

Your pandementia is not a good excuse for forgetting our anniversary again Charles!

by choad al amode November 21, 2020

quarandang

Complimentary exclamation used to describe a person who got better looking during isolation.

Did you see Sally in the Zoom Meeting? Quarandang! She lost at least ten pounds.

by choad al amode May 16, 2020

Qanonomicon Con

A large gathering or convention where Qanonomicon books are sold and traded.

Will I see you at this year's Qanonomicon Con? I hear it will have lots of books for sale and more crazy people than a republican fund raiser for Trump's 2023 finance campaign.

by choad al amode March 23, 2021

pandemonic

The work of the devil during times of global pandemics.

The fires and floods of 2020 were totally devastating and clearly pandemonic.

Stephanie was violently vomiting pea soup and chanting when we realized she required a pandemonic exorcism.

by choad al amode November 21, 2020

Branch Covidians

Individuals who believe they are immune to the Corona Virus.

The BRANCH COVIDIANS who live at the White House don't need to wear masks.

by choad al amode May 16, 2020

Reader Neutral

Allowing dyslexicly spelled words in print without correcting it.

Tom spelled the word knokced instead of knocked because he is dyslexic, but the teacher can't correct him due to the school's new reader neutral policy which requires acceptance of all spellings.

by choad al amode May 6, 2019