2 definitions by chiniese emporor

He is a god and he can get any girl with ease. He 'Massachusets Slurpees' any girl he sees, including your mom and sister. He loves Apples of Edens and is the only thing he eats. Eden Wan is a guy who loves soccer and loves looking at girls right beside them.
"Damn son, he is such an Eden Wan"
"Yeah, I wish I could be an Eden Wan"

"When do you think you'll become an Eden Wan?"
"No one can be as good as him, girls or anything!"
by chiniese emporor December 12, 2017
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uckers is ugly and was used in big shaq's mans not hot
I hope my girl isn't uckers when she takes off her makeup
by chiniese emporor November 22, 2017
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