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2 definitions by chickenmanty

 
1.
Viscous liquid or paste which can be scraped from under the forskin or applebag and emits an ordor similar to that of the asshole of a rotting carcas. The substance is good for wiping on fellow varsity football players and lubricating door hinges.
Last years Two-a-days were so hot it allowed us to produce and package over 62 gallons of fromunda cheese.
by Chickenmanty December 08, 2003
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2.
when one is conned into attempting a "most difficult" situp resulting in a firm thrusting of the suckers nose directly up the shit pipe of a prankster. Usually results in prompt ass kicking and residual smell of butt mud for several days.
See the movie Heavy Weights or any highschool locker room
by chickenmanty December 08, 2003
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