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adj. Pirate drunk is the condition whereas you are so drunk, that you see double. To compensate, you cover one eye (like a pirate's eye patch). Typically, you are so drunk that you do not have a problem talking to someone seated next to you with one hand over your eye.
Lisa, "Tom called me from the bar last night, and I couldn't understand a word he said. He was totally pirate drunk."

MD, "He was at the Cubs game that afternoon, so it's not a big surprise."
by chi_tom September 19, 2005
Duct tape. Named for likelyhood of being used for automobile repairs.
Johnny's car look's like crap ever since he lost his fender in that accident. I've never seen so much Wisconsin chrome in my life.
by chi_tom December 10, 2009