1 definition by chelseason

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A male who works in a hospital that carries himself in a thug-like manner. He smells like the essence of mystery. Everyone is nice to him because they fear that outside of work he might be a super gangster. Most of the time. They're right...
Jefferson James Junior the 2nd: "Hey dude, check it out its Zac Shoelace.."
Gunther: "Is it true that hes a thug outside of work?"
Jefferson James Junior the 2nd: "No gunther, Hes not just a thug you little dipshit! Hes a hospital thug....shit man...A hospital thug is the rarest most badass kinds of thug, you should be thankful youve spotted one! Many people search their whole lives trying to track one down. You disgust me."
by chelseason September 24, 2012

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