1 definition by cheez_man_person
The mess that occurs when a hippo takes a shit, but rather than allowing the shit to drop from it's anus, it presses it's tail against it's ass crack, waving it back and forth, spreading the shit all over the place.
"I'd rather press my face against a hippopotamuses butt while it muck spreads." - Angry Video Game Nerd
by cheez_man_person March 7, 2010