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When a man's load is deposited into his hand and then he proceeds to slap another in the face with that hand, producing a splatter effect.
Middle school wrestling bus hazing, boy masturbates into hand then slaps another boy in the face.....
dude, you just got Ball Batter Splattered!!!!
by chaseman36 August 21, 2009
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Dry period blood on a man's penis. Usually dries within 5 minutes after intercourse and turns a coppery rust color....
10 minutes after fucking a chick on her period, Johny looked at his dick and said, "Damn, I got some serious Rusty Roads."
by chaseman36 August 21, 2009
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