21 definitions by charlie golf
When a girl masturbates.
If Sheila doesn't have a man she usually has to paw the gaunch before she can fall asleep. She also likes to punch the pie in the shower.
by charlie golf May 18, 2004
by charlie golf May 8, 2004
To defecate.
by charlie golf April 27, 2004
1. When you are scared out of your wits that you are gonna get caught or in trouble for doing something you shouldn't be.
2. (Syn) Sweatin' like a whore in church.
2. (Syn) Sweatin' like a whore in church.
Man I was driving home from the bar after some suds and when that cop turned his lights on behind me I was sweatin' like Michael Vick at a PETA rally!
by charlie golf October 2, 2007
I was just getting out of my car when some instant ass escaped my cornhole. I couldn't get out before it scorched my nosehairs!
by charlie golf January 18, 2007
What you do when using a public or portable restroom whenever you have to bust a grump. You layer the seat with toilet paper and hover so your ass cheeks don't get tainted.
I had too much meat on a stick and warm beer at Lolapalooza so I had to deliver a huge order. The johnny on the spot had urine crusted pubes on the seat so I had to use like 3 layers of TP before I went into the cover and hover.
by charlie golf May 13, 2004
When an adult flips out, behaviorly speaking, over something relatively insignificant.
An adult tantrum.
An adult tantrum.
The stewardess just told Jon our flight was going to arrive 1 minute later than scheduled. Now he's throwing his peanuts at her and cussing up a storm. He always throws a noreltny like this for the smallest things. I hope the Air Marshalls don't bust a cap in his ass for being "that guy."
by charlie golf June 21, 2007