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long pussy

A vagina (usually shaved) that looks like it starts up on the abdomen, way to close to the navel. Can be used as an insult to describe a very, very uptight or uptight-looking woman.
Guy one: "That girl I said 'hi' to didn't even acknowledge me."
Guy two: "Yeah, she looks like she has a long pussy, anyway."
Guy three (speaking like a pirate or viking): "Arrgghh! To the long pussy!"
by Char H January 8, 2006
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stripper stripe

A style of shaved and trimmed pubic hair on a woman where the only hair that remains forms a thin stripe from the top of the vagina up to where the hair stops growing at the bottom of the abdomen. Also known as an "extended Hitler" or a "landing strip". Popularized by exotic dancers.
"I can't get my girlfriend to shave it bald, but at least she is willing to do a stripper stripe."
by Char H January 8, 2006
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dick chores

Menial tasks and busy work like cleaning, stocking, sorting, etc. that must be completed before you can go home from work.
"I should get off by 6, but I need to get my dick chores done first"
by Char H January 8, 2006
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Elvis pringle

A superfluous flap or nodule of skin on a girl's anus. Comes from an incident where I misheard a friend refering to such a skin flap while reviewing a porno movie. I have no idea what she really said...I was laughing too hard to find out. Now in fairly common usage.
"This porno would be really hot, but her Elvis pringle kinda creeps me out."
by Char H January 8, 2006
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approximatively

A bastardisation of approximately and positively first used by people of marginal education. Even though those two words have different degrees of certitude, approximatively originally meant approximately but has since evolved to mean approximately with slightly more certitude, but not quite positively.
guy one: "How long will you be?"
guy two: "approximatively 15 minutes."
by Char H January 8, 2006
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sea slug

"Check it out, man! She's breaking out the sea slug!"
by Char H January 11, 2006
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fish whiff

A term used to describe the smell of an object (usually a plastic item) that smells like pussy, but there is no reason that it should.
"Christ, those DVD cases reek of fish whiff!"
by Char H January 8, 2006
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