char h's definitions

guitarmageddon

1. A guitar sound so rockin' that will literally bring about the end of the world
2. Yngwie Malmsteen's secret plot to bring about the rapture.

"Doth thou seeth thy Swedish Wanker God's noodling hath brought about Guitarmageddon?"
Book of Vai 11:23

by Char H January 8, 2006

poppin' wheelies on the chin

A term coined by obscure pornographer Randy De Troit (a stage name) for a cum facial.

"She loves it when I'm poppin' wheelies on the chin!"

by Char H January 8, 2006

pussy faggot Elvis

A derogatory term used by high school and college age rednecks from South Dakota to refer to a colorfully dressed punk of any sexual orientation with sideburns.

"Hey, pussy faggot Elvis! Get yer pretty little girl and yer pretty little car and get the fuck outta Custer!"
(*actual quote used on a friend in Custer, South Dakota)

by Char H January 8, 2006

Elvis pringle

A superfluous flap or nodule of skin on a girl's anus. Comes from an incident where I misheard a friend refering to such a skin flap while reviewing a porno movie. I have no idea what she really said...I was laughing too hard to find out. Now in fairly common usage.

"This porno would be really hot, but her Elvis pringle kinda creeps me out."

by Char H January 8, 2006

cumquat

The act of a woman squeezing semen out of her vagina and onto a towel after intercourse

"To avoid dripping after sex, my girlfriend will cumquat."

by Char H January 10, 2006

chucktar

A homemade zither made from an old guitar neck. Can be plucked, hammered, bowed or picked. Sounds vaguely Asian or Middleastern.

"Ken was tossing out a broken guitar, so I took the neck and made a chucktar."

by Char H January 8, 2006

floam

A type of messy, airy turd that is kind of foamy...not quite solid, not quite diarrhea.

"I don't know what I ate last night, but I have floam, really bad!"

by Char H January 8, 2006