char h's definitions

ATM machine

A person who thouroughly gets off on sucking a penis, finger, toy or other object that was just previously inserted into that person's anus. See ATM.

That chick I picked up last night was a real ATM machine

by Char H January 11, 2006

poppin' wheelies on the chin

A term coined by obscure pornographer Randy De Troit (a stage name) for a cum facial.

"She loves it when I'm poppin' wheelies on the chin!"

by Char H January 8, 2006

chucktar

A homemade zither made from an old guitar neck. Can be plucked, hammered, bowed or picked. Sounds vaguely Asian or Middleastern.

"Ken was tossing out a broken guitar, so I took the neck and made a chucktar."

by Char H January 8, 2006

claudia

A female-specific version of the classic wedgie.

If that girl goes into the "cool girl's bathroom", she'll likely get a claudia.

by Char H January 11, 2006

clomas

Describes an item or situation that is annoyingly fucked up, but not fucked up so badly that it cannot be repaired or remedied. Commonly used in conjunction with the word "bigtime".

guy one: "How's it going with your new girlfriend"
guy two: "Man, that situation is clomas, bigtime!"

by Char H January 7, 2006

shindiggered

1. Bemused amazement
2. Conned, robbed
3. Screwed, in trouble
I have no idea how I came up with this term...it just popped out of my mouth about ten years ago, and I have been using it and passing it on ever sice.

1. "Well, I'll be shindiggered!"
2. Guy one: "How's your new car working out?"
Guy two: "Crappy. I got shindiggered on the deal."
3. "If I don't get home before curfew, I'll be
shindiggered for sure!"

by Char H January 8, 2006

guava

A female-specific version of the taint.

All the wiping from her diarrhea makes her guava raw.

by Char H January 11, 2006