41 definitions by char h

The bruised outside ring of an anus after intense anal intercourse or other such regional trauma. It is also a band.
The guy on this video has some wicked deer hoof going on.
by Char H January 11, 2006
A vagina (usually shaved) that looks like it starts up on the abdomen, way to close to the navel. Can be used as an insult to describe a very, very uptight or uptight-looking woman.
Guy one: "That girl I said 'hi' to didn't even acknowledge me."
Guy two: "Yeah, she looks like she has a long pussy, anyway."
Guy three (speaking like a pirate or viking): "Arrgghh! To the long pussy!"
by Char H January 08, 2006
Goofing off or horseplay. Used by my father to describe what I was doing instead of cleaning my room, doing my homework or whatever else I was supposed to be doing.

"Quit playing Johnny-fuck-around and clean up your room!"
by Char H January 07, 2006
A term coined by obscure pornographer Randy De Troit (a stage name) for a cum facial.
"She loves it when I'm poppin' wheelies on the chin!"
by Char H January 08, 2006
A very easy woman. So easy, it is said that every guy in town has had her.
Guy one: "I need to get laid!"
Guy two: "There is always Amanda."
Guy one: "The town punch?!? I'm not THAT desperate!"
by Char H January 11, 2006
Menial tasks and busy work like cleaning, stocking, sorting, etc. that must be completed before you can go home from work.
"I should get off by 6, but I need to get my dick chores done first"
by Char H January 08, 2006
A term used to describe the smell of an object (usually a plastic item) that smells like pussy, but there is no reason that it should.
"Christ, those DVD cases reek of fish whiff!"
by Char H January 08, 2006

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