char h's definitions

spunch

An epically powerful punch drunkenly threatened against something or someone deemed incredibly annoying...rarely ever landed, much less thrown. Came from a drunk friend of mine who told me that he wanted to punch someone on TV, but slurred before he could get the word out so it came out "spunch". It snowballed from there.

Drunk one: "That asshole....on TV....why, I'm gonna SPUNCH him....if I ever.....meet him."
Drunk two: "I'll spunch him too!"

by Char H January 9, 2006

ATM machine

A person who thouroughly gets off on sucking a penis, finger, toy or other object that was just previously inserted into that person's anus. See ATM.

That chick I picked up last night was a real ATM machine

by Char H January 11, 2006

everythingathon

A large orgy where everything/anything goes.

I think the neighbors are having another all-night everythingathon.

by Char H January 11, 2006

busket

An item taken from you that you want back. Taken from the scene in the movie "Suicide Kings" where Dennis Leary's charachter takes an old homeless man's bucket from him, and so the old man says "That's my busket."

"hey, that's my busket! gimmie it back"

by Char H January 8, 2006

long pussy

A vagina (usually shaved) that looks like it starts up on the abdomen, way to close to the navel. Can be used as an insult to describe a very, very uptight or uptight-looking woman.

Guy one: "That girl I said 'hi' to didn't even acknowledge me."
Guy two: "Yeah, she looks like she has a long pussy, anyway."
Guy three (speaking like a pirate or viking): "Arrgghh! To the long pussy!"

by Char H January 8, 2006

dick chores

Menial tasks and busy work like cleaning, stocking, sorting, etc. that must be completed before you can go home from work.

"I should get off by 6, but I need to get my dick chores done first"

by Char H January 8, 2006

stripper stripe

A style of shaved and trimmed pubic hair on a woman where the only hair that remains forms a thin stripe from the top of the vagina up to where the hair stops growing at the bottom of the abdomen. Also known as an "extended Hitler" or a "landing strip". Popularized by exotic dancers.

"I can't get my girlfriend to shave it bald, but at least she is willing to do a stripper stripe."

by Char H January 8, 2006