The bruised outside ring of an anus after intense anal intercourse or other such regional trauma. It is also a band.
The guy on this video has some wicked deer hoof going on.
A vagina (usually shaved) that looks like it starts up on the abdomen, way to close to the navel. Can be used as an insult to describe a very, very uptight or uptight-looking woman.
Guy one: "That girl I said 'hi' to didn't even acknowledge me."
Guy two: "Yeah, she looks like she has a long pussy, anyway."
Guy three (speaking like a pirate or viking): "Arrgghh! To the long pussy!"
Goofing off or horseplay. Used by my father to describe what I was doing instead of cleaning my room, doing my homework or whatever else I was supposed to be doing.
"Quit playing Johnny-fuck-around and clean up your room!"
A term coined by obscure pornographer Randy De Troit (a stage name) for a cum facial.
"She loves it when I'm poppin' wheelies on the chin!"
A very easy woman. So easy, it is said that every guy in town has had her.
Guy one: "I need to get laid!"
Guy two: "There is always Amanda."
Guy one: "The town punch?!? I'm not THAT desperate!"
Menial tasks and busy work like cleaning, stocking, sorting, etc. that must be completed before you can go home from work.
"I should get off by 6, but I need to get my dick chores done first"
A term used to describe the smell of an object (usually a plastic item) that smells like pussy, but there is no reason that it should.
"Christ, those DVD cases reek of fish whiff!"