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A variation on the classic SJW. this version is usually female, blonde, cis normative, a trust fund baby, and clearly going through a shitty "I'm an activist" stage.
Conv between two Starbucks Justice Warriors:
Lisa: "OMG let's go vandalize that sexist billboard that had the girl in the bikini on it!"
Tina: "You mean that billboard that was a bikini ad?"
Lisa: "Yes! That one! First, let's pick up some pumpkin spice lattes, okay?"
Tina: "Yaasssss!!"
Lisa: "OMG let's go vandalize that sexist billboard that had the girl in the bikini on it!"
Tina: "You mean that billboard that was a bikini ad?"
Lisa: "Yes! That one! First, let's pick up some pumpkin spice lattes, okay?"
Tina: "Yaasssss!!"
by channel_panel March 8, 2019
Get the Starbucks Justice Warrior mug.A nickname reserved for any woman who's been pounded more times than a coin box on Super Mario. Works best if the female doesn't know the true meaning and thinks it's an odd, but maybe sorta sweet nickname.
by channel_panel January 15, 2017
Get the coin box mug.When you say you are borrowing, but in fact you are really stealing.
Usually used when you ask for permission, but if the person you are asking says "no", it really doesn't matter.
You plan on taking it anyway.
Usually used when you ask for permission, but if the person you are asking says "no", it really doesn't matter.
You plan on taking it anyway.
A: "I came up with thisthc-infused recipe for kombucha"
B: "I think I'm gonna have to borrowsteal that..."
B: "I think I'm gonna have to borrowsteal that..."
by channel_panel June 27, 2020
Get the borrowsteal mug.T Paining is a verb used to describe what happens, on a Zoom call, when you start to cut out and your voice starts to glitch and stutter, resembling the heavily autotuned vocals of a T Pain song.
Bob: "The metrics for quarter --- zzz -- bzzz -- fzzzz --- "
Employee: "So it looks like Bob is T Paining right now...let's give him a second to reconnect"
Employee: "So it looks like Bob is T Paining right now...let's give him a second to reconnect"
by channel_panel September 29, 2020
Get the T Paining mug.Another way of calling a punk a poser, in this case, they aren't hardcore enough to reject the corportacracy's rule and deny themselves the latest iPhone.
Spike: "Dude, this Big Cheese show is full of smartphone punks"
Sid: "Yeah...let's bail and go get some 40's. These kids just don't get it"
Sid: "Yeah...let's bail and go get some 40's. These kids just don't get it"
by channel_panel November 14, 2020
Get the smartphone punk mug.Matt: "I just bought a chapstick, superglue, cup of coffee and 3 bananas!"
Cash: "How much did that cost you?"
Matt: "About fifty bucks! Just getting the expentials!"
Cash: "How much did that cost you?"
Matt: "About fifty bucks! Just getting the expentials!"
by channel_panel June 14, 2023
Get the expentials mug.This term is used to describe places along the lines of unethical safaris in Kenya, certain all-inclusive resorts in India, and fortress-like compounds in areas like Cape Town, etc, which are built directly in the center of impoverished and economically destitute geographic areas. Luxury ghettos are blood-sucking establishments that exist solely for the daillances of the wealthy, while the surrounding land receives little to no economic benefit.
“It’s very important to connect to the community and not to just have luxury ghettos” -- Praveen Moman
by channel_panel January 17, 2023
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