12 definitions by chairman

heater

slang term for a fastball.

The pitcher struck him out with a heater.

by chairman November 6, 2003

Swindle sheets

Trucker's slang for the log books they are usually required to take along on their trips. Some truckers hate taking these along, because they have to document all sorts of information that may affect how much money they make.

"...We tore up all a our swindle sheets an' left 'em settin' on the scales..."

by chairman May 3, 2005

DVDize

The act of replacing all your VHS tapes with DVD's

I just DVDized my collection today.

by chairman February 7, 2004

Curtain Sermon

a complaint that a women gives a man before they "go to bed"

Man, my old lady gave me a curtain sermon last night.

by chairman November 6, 2003

Manhattan Project

A U.S. Agency that was responsible for making Atomic Bombs during World War Two.

J. Robert Oppenheimer and Albert Einstein were working for the Manhattan Project.

by chairman November 6, 2003

candy machine

An older term for the flashing lights on police car. Named because lights resemble an old-time candy machine.

Better pull over, I see the candy machine in the rear view mirror.

by chairman July 1, 2004

ChairMan

The toughest stell chair wielding sob ever to walk the earth

The ChairMan opened up a can o'whoopass on him.

by chairman April 12, 2003