1 definition by ch3rub

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The joke smokes you find in ordinary packets of cigarettes that for some unknown reason compel you to take a massive dump, no matter how hard you try to hold it in. Usually happens whilst sat at computers.
"fuck, brb. Just sparked up a laxatoker"
by ch3rub June 24, 2007

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