2 definitions by censored711man

0000

Midnight, aka "four balls". In military time, this is the first minute of the day.

"What time is it?"
"0000."

by censored711man July 1, 2015

assache

1. noun. a pain in the ass.
2. noun. an ache generated by sitting too long.

I've been playing Final Fantasy so long I've given myself an assache.

by censored711man December 14, 2004