cdogg23's definitions

Douche Monkey

A rare form of inbred monkey that live primarily in used condoms, gutters, garbage disposals, and windmills. i.e. a monkey so gay, that its only form of employment is cleaning the cunts and nutsacks of transgender freaks. A fucked up monkey.

Raphael: Yo, what u got under ur bed?
Demetri: Shit, piss, whiskey, and a Douche Monkey...
Raphael: Sweet, can I buy your Douche Monkey?
Demetri: Hell no, then no one would clean my balls!
Raphael: Ur a fucked up dude..

by cdogg23 November 8, 2007

Cracklord

The Lord Crack. A Crack master, a crack lover, someone who is so high on crack, that they own ass. Also a faggish rabbit who hops around in shrubbery searching for crack rocks which it gets high on. In rare forms, an insult uses between overweight homosexual geese.

Goose 1: I'm so fat, fuck..
Goose 2: Fuck you, Cracklord!
Dude: Shit, I'm so high on crack I could be a goose
Goose 1: Fuck you cracklord!
Goose 2: Yeah, ur shitting us off!
Dude: Shit geese, Im as high as a cracklord!

by cdogg23 November 8, 2007

egro

A term used to describe extremely homosexual egrets and other swamp life that practices gay and homoerotic sex.

Damn, Dre, quit acting like a fucking egro, its attracting tons of wegrets!

by cdogg23 November 8, 2007

Wogro

A white ass wegro, i.e. an ass whiter than that of wegroes and wegrets.

Aleckz: Yo, that Ben kid is a total wogro!
Daymeeahn: Yo, I know, his ass is so white!
Aleckz: Yo, I know, its whiter than an egret!

by cdogg23 November 8, 2007