cdogg23's definitions

Douche Monkey

A rare form of inbred monkey that live primarily in used condoms, gutters, garbage disposals, and windmills. i.e. a monkey so gay, that its only form of employment is cleaning the cunts and nutsacks of transgender freaks. A fucked up monkey.

Raphael: Yo, what u got under ur bed?
Demetri: Shit, piss, whiskey, and a Douche Monkey...
Raphael: Sweet, can I buy your Douche Monkey?
Demetri: Hell no, then no one would clean my balls!
Raphael: Ur a fucked up dude..

by cdogg23 November 8, 2007

Wogro

A white ass wegro, i.e. an ass whiter than that of wegroes and wegrets.

Aleckz: Yo, that Ben kid is a total wogro!
Daymeeahn: Yo, I know, his ass is so white!
Aleckz: Yo, I know, its whiter than an egret!

by cdogg23 November 8, 2007

Teadums

A name for sweet ass gangsters with loads of cash and crack. Usually has tons of bling and drives expensive sports cars. Occasionally does big cocaine deals and chills with g's. Known for exceptional skill at betting on dog fights. Is pimp.

Chauncey Billups is a teadums.

by cdogg23 November 9, 2007

wegroid

A very metrosexual and feminine goose hunter who thinks that he's black. Usually found collecting goose sperm and using it for cooking projects.

Dayve: Yo, where's that wegroid Nelsuhn?
Babber: Ay, I think he's out goose hunting.
Dayve: Probably jacking off a goose somewhere.
Babber: Yeah, I hope he ain't making dinner...

by cdogg23 November 8, 2007