cdogg23's definitions

Douche Monkey

A rare form of inbred monkey that live primarily in used condoms, gutters, garbage disposals, and windmills. i.e. a monkey so gay, that its only form of employment is cleaning the cunts and nutsacks of transgender freaks. A fucked up monkey.

Raphael: Yo, what u got under ur bed?
Demetri: Shit, piss, whiskey, and a Douche Monkey...
Raphael: Sweet, can I buy your Douche Monkey?
Demetri: Hell no, then no one would clean my balls!
Raphael: Ur a fucked up dude..

by cdogg23 November 8, 2007

Wogro

A white ass wegro, i.e. an ass whiter than that of wegroes and wegrets.

Aleckz: Yo, that Ben kid is a total wogro!
Daymeeahn: Yo, I know, his ass is so white!
Aleckz: Yo, I know, its whiter than an egret!

by cdogg23 November 8, 2007

Wagjob

The wagjob is considered to be the most intense, painful, and utterly gayest and most homoerotic form of sex, ever. It involves eight condoms, six dicks, three plastic bags, a towel and a stork. Only performed by the gayest possible men on earth. The wagjob has only been performed one time in history, and even then, three of the participants as well as the stork died. It is essentially, completely fucked up.

Gangsta: Ay man, those gay dudes are having a wagjob!
Balla: Shit, thats fuckin gay as fuck man.
Gangsta: Damn dude! One of em just died!
Balla: Gay ass fags, check his wallet for cash.
Gangsta: Aight..

by cdogg23 November 9, 2007

egro

A term used to describe extremely homosexual egrets and other swamp life that practices gay and homoerotic sex.

Damn, Dre, quit acting like a fucking egro, its attracting tons of wegrets!

by cdogg23 November 8, 2007