1 definition by cat.eggs.creep.
Noun.
A tampon is either a clever ginger or vampire with an affinity for himself. At first a tampon will seem like a multidimensional and enticing human being. This is how they lure their victims in. Often the victim of a tampon only realizes that the tampon is indeed just a tampon after they are in too deep. There are 2 main give-aways of a tampon - The paleness and red hair. Their pale bodies are really just a white cotton stick and their "red hair" is really just a pile of bloody uteran lining. Often what we call string they think is something else.
Noun.
Some one who looks like a used tampon, and smells like one as well.
Adj.
Pertaining to being a tampon.
(i.e. That guy was so tampon)
A tampon is either a clever ginger or vampire with an affinity for himself. At first a tampon will seem like a multidimensional and enticing human being. This is how they lure their victims in. Often the victim of a tampon only realizes that the tampon is indeed just a tampon after they are in too deep. There are 2 main give-aways of a tampon - The paleness and red hair. Their pale bodies are really just a white cotton stick and their "red hair" is really just a pile of bloody uteran lining. Often what we call string they think is something else.
Noun.
Some one who looks like a used tampon, and smells like one as well.
Adj.
Pertaining to being a tampon.
(i.e. That guy was so tampon)
Girl: That ginger boy was such a self absorbed phoney. Gr, it gets to me how he brags about breaking hearts - so young.
Girl 2: Seriously, don't worry, he is just a tampon.
Girl 3: WHAT A TAMPON HEAD!!! he smell so fish fish.
Girl 2: Seriously, don't worry, he is just a tampon.
Girl 3: WHAT A TAMPON HEAD!!! he smell so fish fish.
by cat.eggs.creep. October 21, 2011