11 definitions by cartmaniac
Quite literally a genius.
He is the lead singer of Tool. Keenan is ranked with Marilyn Manson in terms of musical talent, ability to write and perform music successfully, and to the untrained eye and ear, creepiness. If anyone needs any proof that James Maynard Keenan is a genius, simply listen to these songs:
Wings For Marie
10,000 Days (Wings pt 2)
Aenima
Eulogy
Schism
The Pot
Vicarious
But most importantly:
Lateralus
Lateralus was written in an unusual way. It was written so that the lyrics begin at 1 minute 38 seconds. This is equal to what is known as the Golden Ratio, which is 1.618. It is the most pleasing number to the human eye and has been seen in nature. The lyrics follow the Fibbonacci Sequence, which has also been seen in nature, although it is not certain why.
He is the lead singer of Tool. Keenan is ranked with Marilyn Manson in terms of musical talent, ability to write and perform music successfully, and to the untrained eye and ear, creepiness. If anyone needs any proof that James Maynard Keenan is a genius, simply listen to these songs:
Wings For Marie
10,000 Days (Wings pt 2)
Aenima
Eulogy
Schism
The Pot
Vicarious
But most importantly:
Lateralus
Lateralus was written in an unusual way. It was written so that the lyrics begin at 1 minute 38 seconds. This is equal to what is known as the Golden Ratio, which is 1.618. It is the most pleasing number to the human eye and has been seen in nature. The lyrics follow the Fibbonacci Sequence, which has also been seen in nature, although it is not certain why.
James Maynard Keenan is a genius
by cartmaniac August 6, 2009
spy-fi is just wi-fi, or wireless internet, that is obtained from a location other than the place you are currently at. Example: Staying in a hotel, and successfully connecting to a wi-fi network at a nearby restaurant, cafe or other place where wi-fi is readily available.
by cartmaniac June 2, 2009
Fuck WWE, thats all fake actors and special effects.
REAL wrestling involves training with what I call either a monkey or a tank. Monkeys are the small 100 to 145 pounders who throw and toss as easily as breathing. Tanks are big motherfuckers who basically compete in sumo matches and can weigh anywhere from 175 to 284.9 pounds. The training sessions are INTENSE, sometimes lasting all day. If youre going out for wrestling, dont bother eating. You will need to lose weight, and if by some miracle you dont, you will most likely puke during training anyways. Then comes match day, not game day. All the training, practice and lack of food ignites a fire only a true wrestler knows. 6 minutes in the ring will decide the victor. After the end of the season, it is common for a wrestler to feel like wrestling anyone who crosses his path to exert dominance and train for next season. Should the words be uttered "I'll wrestle ya for it; Who wants to wrestle"; or anything implying a fight, a true wrestler cannot, under any circumstance, resist. He, or she, will wrestle until they win, or die.
REAL wrestling involves training with what I call either a monkey or a tank. Monkeys are the small 100 to 145 pounders who throw and toss as easily as breathing. Tanks are big motherfuckers who basically compete in sumo matches and can weigh anywhere from 175 to 284.9 pounds. The training sessions are INTENSE, sometimes lasting all day. If youre going out for wrestling, dont bother eating. You will need to lose weight, and if by some miracle you dont, you will most likely puke during training anyways. Then comes match day, not game day. All the training, practice and lack of food ignites a fire only a true wrestler knows. 6 minutes in the ring will decide the victor. After the end of the season, it is common for a wrestler to feel like wrestling anyone who crosses his path to exert dominance and train for next season. Should the words be uttered "I'll wrestle ya for it; Who wants to wrestle"; or anything implying a fight, a true wrestler cannot, under any circumstance, resist. He, or she, will wrestle until they win, or die.
by cartmaniac June 23, 2009
When driving in a car or riding a motorcycle or crotch rocket and stopped at a red light or simply just driving, the driver will floor the gas pedal and gain a burst of speed, passing other drivers as they do it. Refers to the tachometer which measures the engines RPMs and the fuel gauge.
by cartmaniac June 29, 2009