carlos mack's definitions

night train

High potency wine--18%--made from, pears or grapes or apples or "perry" fruit (whatever that is.) Night Train is produced in Modesto California and is sold dirt cheap. It is, however, is a favorite of broke drunks hanging out on park benches. They usually refer to Night Train as a "Trilla." But you'd have to be drunk on Night Train to be able to fully understand why.

Drunk #1: "How much you got on a pint of Night Train?"
Drunk #2: "I got 53 cents on another Trilla, dude."

by carlos mack October 20, 2008

Whole Foods

An upscale market catering to those seeking "all natural" and organic foods--as well as a unique shopping experience. The customer service is pretty good. Whole Foods is a bit pricey, but their "365" brand items are reasonable. The Prepared Foods hot bar is an awesome place to lunch at.

Dude, I just had lunch at Whole Foods--the mushroom lasagna--and now I'm just about broke

by Carlos Mack December 30, 2007

illegal

when, after you sober up, what you felt was cool, actually has consequences.

When l got back from Vegas my bank said my account was overdrawn. That's illegal!

by Carlos Mack January 6, 2008

Led Zeppelin

A blues-oriented band from England that launched its remarkable 13 year musical journey in 1968. Jimmy Page is the primo riff wizzard, Robert Plant's song writing evoked a mystical-Celtic kinda dynamic, John Paul Jones provided incredible bass runs, and the drummer--Bonzo--was the hard, driving force. When you consider their 13 year career it's truely amazing that they kept growing together as musicians and leaving us some pretty awesome tunes to enjoy. Zep is credited for starting-up the whole heavy metal thing, but they also played with finese--acustic numbers. Their biggest hit, Stairway to Heaven, starts slow and cute and builds-up into a raunchy climax.

When the Led Zeppelin took off they took no quarter, dude.

by Carlos Mack January 6, 2008

squab

When two or more physically express thier feelings of indifference.

Dude was known to squab after closing the neighborhood pub.

by Carlos Mack April 23, 2008

majestic nite

Describing a seemingly uneventfull evening but, after a few phone calls and ringings at the door bell, the evening turns out to be a nite of immaculate proportions.

I needed to rest last night, but the phone rang, the door bell rang, and I ended-up having a majestic nite.

by Carlos Mack January 6, 2008

exhibitionist

Usually a wild chick who forthrightfully declares she gets off on doing it in public areas--and proceeds to "exibit" such.

A freshman student at the University of Chicago was taking a noon walk along the lakefront when she encountered, along the lake rocks, an exhibitionist serving one of the locals.

by Carlos Mack January 6, 2008