carlito's definitions

dirf

1.Another, and a cooler, way of saying duh.

2.Another word for diss.

1. "Where is the bathroom, ma'am?"
"It's to your left. Dirf!"

2. Oh! You have just been dirfed by your own momma!

by Carlito October 2, 2004

flavor

Your taste in women/men.

What's your flavor, baby?

by Carlito October 6, 2004

finger

The thing(s) on the end of your hand(s).

I'm not gonna finger you with this finger.

by Carlito October 6, 2004

creamed banana

When a men's penis still has the residue of a women's cum on it, usually only right after intercourse.

Slut: Oh, YES!! That sex was so great! Now... come here you.... let me take a taste of your creamed banana....

SHLOOP! SHLOOP! AUAGHHH!

by Carlito October 6, 2004

crunk nizzle

The black and totally ghetto way of saying "best friend."

We be crunk nizzles for life, homes!

by Carlito October 6, 2004

you don't know me!

The famous line on Jerry Springer, Maury, etc.

Jerry: Let's bring out the fat and ugly sluts!

*JERRY,JERRY, JERRY!*

Sluts come out screaming, "You don't know me! You don't know me!" while audience is booing with disgust.

by Carlito October 6, 2004

nfw

Not For Work
nsfw

Save it when you are jacking off at your OWN house.

by Carlito October 7, 2004