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A polite, but stern way to ask an unwanted guest or patron to leave the premises immediately! If not it might get taken outside.
I think its time for you gentlemen to leave. We were just havin some fun. (nod head and motion to get them out of the bar)
by captain poopypants November 15, 2004
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a threat or grim reminder that you do not, and will not beat wesley. usaully written on looseleaf paper or a bar napkin and stabbed through tthe chest of your meho.
by captain poopypants November 13, 2004
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after recieving a compliment it is a way of acknowledging the compliment and also informing everyone that you knew how great you are.
Gentlemen, Wade garrett. Holy Shit! Exactly right
by captain poopypants November 13, 2004
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a surprised reaction to giggling or unexplained questioning. Very popular in Jasper, and it is used when topless, after smoking a cigarette and stretching.
Ha ha ha. What is the joke? Its no joke, I just think I'm lookin at a dead man. It seems everywhere I go I hear that same joke.
by captain poopypants November 13, 2004
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a apir of tits. usually available to touch for $20 by a sweaty guy with a combover.
Ever seen a better apir of attitudes? I'll let you kiss em for twenty bucks.
by captain poopypants November 13, 2004
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used to explain why you carry such items as medical records.
Do you always carry your medical records? Saves Time
by captain poopypants November 11, 2004
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