1 definition by caprisondude69420
An absolutely stunning lad, with a jawline like a razor blade. any girl he interacts with struggles to control their sexual energy and usually instantly orgasm on sight of the mairy hairy himself. He strolls around gracefully, striking a smile to those who are blessed enough to pass his godly presence. his figure is that of greek god figures and any shirt he attempts to wear, rips amongst his gorgeous pecks. he can stop time at will and uses this ability to its absolute maximum, using it to completely destroy the minorities that stand before him. only one man has laid hands on Morgan Harris, that man instantly died upon the impact of his own fist, completely de-atomized without a chance to retaliate. Not much is known about the mairy hairy so i am afraid that this is all we have at this current moment in time.
holy shit, I walked around the corner and before i even set my eyes on him, i burst into an instant orgasm through the presence of Morgan Harris}
by caprisondude69420 September 22, 2019