1) The best way of saying "Jesus Christ" without offending god.
2) Sometimes used when someone surprises you
1) Bill: hey Bob, did u know we have to work tomorrow?
Bob: but tomorrow is a Sunday.
Bill: i know the boss is being a real douche.
Bob: Jesus Titties!
2) (douche bag lurking in the shadows jumps out and shouts: BOOOOOO!!!
Person: Jesus Titties!
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