Definitions by candycoated

my friends put it there 

The most common excuse men use when their girlfriends/spouses discover their porn.

GF: I found a porn app on your phone, wtf!
BF: My friends put it there as a joke, I swear! I don't know how to delete it!

my friends put it there by candycoated June 9, 2011

It's going 

The reply you make to 'How's it going?' when you have no interest in having a conversation, or are having a day so shitty you can't even bring yourself to lie and say 'It's going good'.

Customer: "How's it going?"
Cashier: "It's going."

It's going by candycoated April 30, 2011