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2 definitions by call911

klockjob

The act of reaching one's hands into the shirt of an unsuspecting sleeper.

Dude I heard he gave that girl a klockjob at the Halloween party!

by call911 December 14, 2008

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zuck

To fuck over a start-up cofounder by making their stock worthless in-order to push them out the door.

Don't zuck your cofounder man or Don't zuck me please.

by call911 October 16, 2014

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