4 definitions by caleb mattasoni

jed dal zotto

a italian man whos uncle is vey hot i mean hes so hot anyone from australia would want him but jed needs a haircut and lionel his wife may sometimes beat him when hes drunk

"uh here goes jed dal zotto with all these bruises from his wife lionel

by caleb mattasoni November 15, 2022

lionel rosewall

lionel rosewall is a father to 2 boisterous children aamir and will rosewall. allthough they are brother and sister they love each other #gay anyway lionel has a monster silly elephant trunk bigger then a real elephant. YOWZERS that is quite large

there goes "lionel rosewall" with his two boisterous children and huge elephant trunk

by caleb mattasoni November 23, 2022

matthew mace

matthew mace is a very hot man who does super cute kawai dances for his boyfriend caleb mattasoni. his love for caleb mattasoni was destined by the super hot woman and mother of hunter horg and wife to dazza, caroline horg. but caleb is actually gay and loves men but he is actually not gay oh my gosh Bellen klingt, Mrs. Loyd, ich erzähle es dir

*barking noises* uh that person is dancing must be a "matthew mace"

by caleb mattasoni November 17, 2022

bernadine

a silly little poopoo head whos child is a fortnite nerd. her facebook as 18+ photos of her mother shaquiss and is super gay.

"your a bernadine pegg"

by caleb mattasoni November 15, 2022