Definitions by caddy wampus

third eye hi-5 

aka head bump, when you and another touch foreheads, as do American football players (helmeted, usually) and Tibetan lamas (ceremonially)

Don't just hug me, give me a third eye hi-5..!

third eye hi-5 by caddy wampus April 23, 2011

ass cape 

What you call a long sleeved shirt or pullover when you tie it around the waist such to hide the bottocks, cameltoe, etc.

Damn, girl, you need an ass cape 'foe ur ass raped.

ass cape by caddy wampus March 8, 2011

funiculingus 

going down on a woman while riding in the eerie quiet of a mountainside cable car, known in the Italian as funiculare

Her ass was all over the seat, while I performed funiculingus on her from the floor of the sky tram. I heard the view was excellent, but I doubt this was the source of the gasping squeals.

funiculingus by caddy wampus September 19, 2010