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The act of, or a person that has, sexual intercourse with inanimate objects. Though that is the true definition, You can also be classified as a Weaver by doing anything remotely sexual with inanimate objects.
Get your cock off that chair you Weaver!

Stop weavering the wall!
by c0nn0rmcghee May 26, 2011

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