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1 definition by c-lite

An oxymoron and the reason I was in three traffic collisions within a one year period. When you see one on the road, treat it like it's radioactive.
Friend: Hey man where's your ride?

Me: "Got totalled by a 16yo woman driver in her Mercedes while she was talking on her cell phone."

Friend: "Man thats FUBAR."

Me: "Yup. And yet I pay more for insurance simply because I have a penis."
by c-lite January 24, 2011