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2 definitions by buttmonkey5678

 
1.
The fear that food is alive and planning to eat you.
"FOOOOOOOOD! Run everybody run!" The little boy cried out. "That kid has foodaphobia" the other boy noticed.
by buttmonkey5678 July 29, 2009
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2.
After a large meal of bean soups or plain beans, you might end up farting to the point where your suficated in your own fart stench. You may get woozy and major dumpage but after about 20 - 40 minutes, the stench may drift away.
He woke up at 12:02 AM and said to his Mom "Mom. I have Bean-Farts." so his Mom walked up to him and said "ooh honey stand outside for a second you smell really bad. After take a shower."
by buttmonkey5678 July 27, 2009
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