1 definition by buttinz
A funny looking ape handed cartoon character who has the tendancy to wear white sunglasses to impress tail, while seeming like a large pawed ass ass pirate he has likeable qualities such as his wanting to seem in control of situations, he often controls doorways and this causes his balls to swell cutting off circulation to his penis, this results in a brief case of elephantitis and purple discoloration of the penis, it can be compared to when the hulk gets mad and turns into a monster
Did you see Johnny Bravo at the door last night his balls got so big no one could get in or out of the bar until Mr. clean came to rub his discolored purple penis
by buttinz March 7, 2008