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A phenomenon that affects both a person's brain and body when they stay up late and their mind can't compute things. Symptoms of sleep drunk include:

- The inability to spell
- Random keyboard spams
- Non-coherent sentences
- Off-topic unnecessary subjects that they probably pulled out of their ass
- Laughing at everything
- Just generally not making sense
- Sending messages in chunks

Sleep drunk, as the name suggests, resembles being drunk. Instead of alcohol however, it's the lack of sleep. This only happens at night and early morning. If it occurs any other time, said person is either actually drunk, or just a lil dumb.
Decent person: "Hey dude, it's 2am. Shouldn't you be sleeping?"
Sleep drunk person:

"Hey"
"Hahe"
"Do uou liek chiloklate milk"
Decent person: "What-"
Sleep drunk person: "I think k might beb sleepe sdrink"

Decent person: "Pfft, yeah definitely. Go to bed"
Sleep drunk person:

"But I wanan to yoh"
"Sjhsjsv banabanabsan"
Decent person: "What the hell are you doing-"
Sleep drunk person:

"when i was. a hyoubg biy. my father. took me into yhe vity. to sleee a marchign band"
"He saide 'som when. You grow up. will yiu be. The savioru of the broken, the beateb and the eamnded?'"
by bug boy June 21, 2022
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A keyboard spam is when someone smashes random letters on their keyboard, whether it be via mobile, desktop, or otherwise. Most of the time, keyboard spams have no literal connotation, they're just... Well, spams.
Someone could keyboard spam for various reasons. I, personally, keyboard spam when one of my friends says something that makes my brain go "alkajskahsuejsbsjd." But you could also spam out of frustration, excitement, speechlessness, embarrassment, or just pure boredom.
Keyboard spams can be followed by or placed after sentences (coherent or not), or just by themselves.
*Keyboard spam example: Flustered*
Friend 1: "Thanks, Darling. :)"
Friend 2: "akhekshrkegjevrj WHAG DID YOU JUST CALL ME"

*Keyboard spam example: Boredom*
Friend 1: "I'm bored.
Friend 2: "kssjebsjshdje"
Friend 1: "Same bro, same."
by bug boy June 21, 2022
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A keyboard spam is when someone smashes random letters on a keyboard (whether it be via mobile, desktop, or otherwise) in an attempt to express themselves. Keyboard spams can be accompanied by coherent words, or left alone.

Someone could keyboard spam for a number of reasons. I, personally, keyboard spam the most when one of my friends says something that makes my brain go "aldhakegievs." But you could also spam out of frustration, excitement, embarrassment, or just pure boredom.

Keyboard spams are mostly seen in online conversations.
Person 1: "Thanks darling. Anytime. :)"
Person 2: "ksvekwhekhsjz WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME"
Person 1: "I called you darling. No need to keyboard spam."

Person 1: "I'm bored."
Person 2: "ofjdkshdk"
by bug boy June 21, 2022
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