2 definitions by buckyj

redwagoned

Feigning shock or surprise by current events in sports and entertainment, despite the obviousness of the statement.

I am redwagoned that Brett Favre unretired.
Tiger Woods had extramarital affairs? I'm redwagoned.

by buckyj May 24, 2013

death bed

What you create for yourself when you fart in a tanning bed.

Last night, after a large dinner, I went to the tanning salon and accidentally made my own death bed.

by buckyj September 28, 2006