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Thuesday

A holiday, originated at Rutgers University. The dumbass professors made the Tuesday before Thanksgiving a Thursday schedule. Since Thursday means Thanksgiving, Tuesday became a pseudo-Thanksgiving. Hence Thuesday was born.

"Tank, we destroyed the muffins."
"I know, Ivan, but it's Thuesday so everyone will be drunk."

by btonetbone November 24, 2009