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Cyrus

Founder of the Achaemanid Empire of Persia.

Cyrus is an important historical figure

by BS July 13, 2004

six-two

Hand in Texas Hold'em, a six-two off-suit, named "The Sweeney". This has a propensity for flopping 2 pair and turning a boat. It's broken pocket aces and pocket kings in the same night.

I'm sitting pretty with pocket aces with that garbage flop... waitasec, there's a Sweeney on the board... I should fold.

by bs May 13, 2005

Allah Ackbar

It is the corrupted pronounication of the name of a chain of bars in Iraq. The correct name is All the Heck Bar.

Let's have a drink at Allah Ackbar tonight after shooting those bloody xmericxxs

by BS June 21, 2004

Flat tire

Hand in Texas Hold'em, a jack-four. Derived from:

Q: What's a jack for?
A: A flat tire

I have a really crappy hand that I shouldn't be playing, but it has a clever name. I love flat tires.

by bs May 13, 2005

The Sweeney

Hand in Texas Hold'em, a six-two off-suit, named "The Sweeney". This has a propensity for flopping 2 pair and turning a boat. It's broken pocket aces and pocket kings in the same night. It should only be played by those with faith in the Sweeney, or if it comes as any Sweeney walks in the room. Never try to turn it against a Sweeney as it will only end up hurting you.

What kind of idiot would call $20 with a 6-2? I'm golden with my pocket aces.

by bs June 17, 2005

Mantlo

v. Mantlo, Mantlo'd

1. To not be paid back (as in a loan)
2. To be cheated out of money
3. To have one's girlfriend or interest taken

1. Lender: Will, you owe me that $5.
Will: Dude, I paid you back.
Lender: No you didn't.
3rd Party: Lender, you've been Mantlo'd.

2. Situation: Corner table, Cracker Barrel. Arrive at table, $4 tip still remains from previous customer. Will takes tip, places it in pocket. Upon finishing his meal, Will retrieves $4 from pocket and kindly tips waitress... 3rd party: Waitress, you've been Mantlo'd.

3. Friend: Man, that girl's hot.
Will: You talked to her any?
Friend: Yeah, a little. I think I'm going to ask her out soon.
Will: (to himself, or others) Yeah, I think I'll get someone to get her number for me so I can text her.
3rd Party: Friend, you've been Mantlo'd.

by BS February 8, 2005

Bost

A form of "bust", as in ejaculating. Can be used to say if anything or anyone is attractive.

Fett: "Damn, she's Bost"
BS: "Fett... that's a dude"

by BS July 22, 2004