bs's definitions

Bost

A form of "bust", as in ejaculating. Can be used to say if anything or anyone is attractive.

Fett: "Damn, she's Bost"
BS: "Fett... that's a dude"

by BS July 22, 2004

Cyrus

Founder of the Achaemanid Empire of Persia.

Cyrus is an important historical figure

by BS July 13, 2004

Field Mouse

Hand in Texas Hold'em, a 5-3 off suit. It's just so tiny.

I thought I had a field mouse, but it turned out they were suited. Way too powerful a hand for the field mouse.

by bs May 13, 2005

Mantlo

v. Mantlo, Mantlo'd

1. To not be paid back (as in a loan)
2. To be cheated out of money
3. To have one's girlfriend or interest taken

1. Lender: Will, you owe me that $5.
Will: Dude, I paid you back.
Lender: No you didn't.
3rd Party: Lender, you've been Mantlo'd.

2. Situation: Corner table, Cracker Barrel. Arrive at table, $4 tip still remains from previous customer. Will takes tip, places it in pocket. Upon finishing his meal, Will retrieves $4 from pocket and kindly tips waitress... 3rd party: Waitress, you've been Mantlo'd.

3. Friend: Man, that girl's hot.
Will: You talked to her any?
Friend: Yeah, a little. I think I'm going to ask her out soon.
Will: (to himself, or others) Yeah, I think I'll get someone to get her number for me so I can text her.
3rd Party: Friend, you've been Mantlo'd.

by BS February 8, 2005

Allah Ackbar

It is the corrupted pronounication of the name of a chain of bars in Iraq. The correct name is All the Heck Bar.

Let's have a drink at Allah Ackbar tonight after shooting those bloody xmericxxs

by BS June 21, 2004

six-two

Hand in Texas Hold'em, a six-two off-suit, named "The Sweeney". This has a propensity for flopping 2 pair and turning a boat. It's broken pocket aces and pocket kings in the same night.

I'm sitting pretty with pocket aces with that garbage flop... waitasec, there's a Sweeney on the board... I should fold.

by bs May 13, 2005

Flat tire

Hand in Texas Hold'em, a jack-four. Derived from:

Q: What's a jack for?
A: A flat tire

I have a really crappy hand that I shouldn't be playing, but it has a clever name. I love flat tires.

by bs May 13, 2005