2 definitions by bruhmoment6969

A female soothsayer of men that personalizes her actions to receive every ounce of attention she can get from a simp.
Guy 1"Astrid flirts with to so many boy's to the point that they're obsessing over her but never actually dates one, what should I call her a hoe?"
Guy 2 " That's what a Simp magnet is my friend."
by bruhmoment6969 March 21, 2020
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Easily, the hottest,biggest homie on the block.
Bro, that dude is soo hot he looking like an Isaac.
by bruhmoment6969 May 17, 2019
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