2 definitions by bruhhhmyballshurt
(Fen-dee)
What you swear on above all else. One who lies on Fendi has broken all rules of trust, and is similar to that of SixNine. To swear on Fendi means that what you are saying is true. It should only be used for things that are usually unbelievable (see examples). If you are not known for being a liar, and you swear on Fendi and someone does not believe you, then that person simply does not understand gang and the trust that goes behind Fendi. However, if you are known for being a liar, and you swear on Fendi and someone does not believe you, then that person is not subject to discrimination for accusing you. Swearing on Fendi should only be done when you must confirm something that no one else (people of relevance to gang or the general people of your area) who also witnessed the event can also confirm. This means that if you and your friend both witness someone break into a car and drive off, and you both agree that it was a robbery, and you wish to swear on Fendi in order to convince gang of your truths, then BOTH of you must swear on Fendi. But, if one of you says it was a car robbery and the other one says that it was just a friend borrowing the car (not a car robbery), then neither of you can swear on Fendi because the event that you are swearing on Fendi happened is disputed among gang.
Improper Use: “God is real, on Fendi” or “God isn’t real, on Fendi”
Proper Use: “Last night I got head from Maggie, on Fendi” or “I’ve smoked weed before, on Fendi”
What you swear on above all else. One who lies on Fendi has broken all rules of trust, and is similar to that of SixNine. To swear on Fendi means that what you are saying is true. It should only be used for things that are usually unbelievable (see examples). If you are not known for being a liar, and you swear on Fendi and someone does not believe you, then that person simply does not understand gang and the trust that goes behind Fendi. However, if you are known for being a liar, and you swear on Fendi and someone does not believe you, then that person is not subject to discrimination for accusing you. Swearing on Fendi should only be done when you must confirm something that no one else (people of relevance to gang or the general people of your area) who also witnessed the event can also confirm. This means that if you and your friend both witness someone break into a car and drive off, and you both agree that it was a robbery, and you wish to swear on Fendi in order to convince gang of your truths, then BOTH of you must swear on Fendi. But, if one of you says it was a car robbery and the other one says that it was just a friend borrowing the car (not a car robbery), then neither of you can swear on Fendi because the event that you are swearing on Fendi happened is disputed among gang.
Improper Use: “God is real, on Fendi” or “God isn’t real, on Fendi”
Proper Use: “Last night I got head from Maggie, on Fendi” or “I’ve smoked weed before, on Fendi”
Jimmy: Bro, over the weekend I had a threesome with these two bitches from my school.
Mike: No way bro, swear on Fendi.
Jimmy: On fendi.
Mike: Holy shit, that’s fucking awesome bro.
Mike: No way bro, swear on Fendi.
Jimmy: On fendi.
Mike: Holy shit, that’s fucking awesome bro.
by bruhhhmyballshurt February 14, 2022
A teenage boy that lives in a first world country and overthinks the problems in his life and thinks he’s the main character; usually a baller and plays 2K and FIFA
John: Bro, my PS5 got delayed a month because of these dropshippers. I hate my life and all my enemies, soon I’ll become better than them and they can admire my sigma greatness.
Dylan: John you’re from the United States with a loving family and your dad makes 200k a year. Quit being such an overthinking hooper.
Dylan: John you’re from the United States with a loving family and your dad makes 200k a year. Quit being such an overthinking hooper.
by bruhhhmyballshurt July 16, 2023