2 definitions by broseph6699

tequila steve

Typically observed in a party setting and sustained solely by Lunazul tequila. Has been known to take off at unexpected times. Inexplicable attraction to cows and aversion to white claws or so called "bitch drinks". If your looking into getting your own tequila Steve you may want to get a restraining apparatus such as a straight jacket and keep him away from valued objects and unattended parked cars.

"Dude my car got coffined last night i think there was a tequila steve on the prowl"

by broseph6699 November 20, 2019

Sloppy Sebass

When you break up with your girlfriend for someone else and decline that it ever happened.

Person 1: I can't believe he just dumped janiqua for allison

Person 2: what a sloppy sebass move
Person 1: Yeah sloppy sebassed all over the place on that one

by broseph6699 November 20, 2019