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1 definition by brodonttouchmethere

 
1.
Someone who is such a douche they have dropped from "douche" status to the even lower level of "douche salad" status.
Who's that over there?
I don't know man, but he looks like a major Douche Salad.
Ya man, totally not a bro.
by brodonttouchmethere June 23, 2010
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