fun monkey (aka front monkey):
To straddle the toilet the opposite way round when pinching out a log in order to leave an unsightly skid-mark down the front side of the toilet basin.
When round at a friend's humble abode, be sure to leave your fun monkey (aka front monkey)mark whilst not forgetting to relay the blame upon someone else, preferably someone's girlfriend.
Acronym. Wank over bog.
'ahhhh, fetch us a kit-kat will ya Gavin, i'm starving'
'sorry pet, i'm off for a wob'(W.O.B)
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