13 definitions by bro
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n. A person, usually female, that makes no goddamn sense at all; *thinks* she has her shit together; doesn't employ logic and takes rather irrational approaches toward problem solving; and commonly does dumb shit.
Her dreams to become a sniper in the Army, her belief that having posed in a third-rate porno mag qualifies her as a "model", and the fact that she once traded a telephone for a baby to a known scatterbrain all indicated to me that *she* is a scatterbrain.
by bro May 13, 2004
n. A person, usually male, that has an unfavorable personality or annoying habits. Generally implies stupidity or ignorance.
Don't be so surprised he got thrown in jail. He's a jag off.
by bro May 13, 2004
while taking a shit you spread your legs and watch your shit fall into the water and it splashs back up into your rectum.
by bro October 14, 2004
To raise ones hand above the shoulder and with terminal velocity strike it across the face of the hoe.
by bro April 25, 2003
by bro October 1, 2003