brian x's definitions

Bloom County

The greatest political comic strip ever. Gave the world Opus the Penguin and disappeared after the first Bush administration.

Berkeley Breathed, where the hell have you gone?

by Brian X July 1, 2003

Friend Of Bill

Archaic 1990s slang for a liberal celebrity with a personal connection to former President Bill and current Senator Hillary Clinton. Examples include Barbra Streisand, Carly Simon, and a good number of other well-known Hollywood types. Distinguished from true progressives by being largely a bunch of rich, connected limousine liberals.

by Brian X September 28, 2003

buttered bun

aka sloppy seconds. Though this one goes back a few hundred more years.

by Brian X June 24, 2003

zero tolerance

A punishment by the inane for the inane.

When you need a pair of needlenose pliers and you use a hammer... that's zero tolerance.

by Brian X October 8, 2003

shrub

A money plant, usually found in or near white houses.

by Brian X August 14, 2003