brian x's definitions

Heavy Lourde

A Canadian 16-ton -- sorry, 14515kg -- weight.

You load sixteen tons, what do you get? Another day older and Homsar getting smashed. Again.

by Brian X December 14, 2003

George W. Bush

The 43d President of the United States, a man whose greatest legacy will be remembered as international controversy, massive budget deficits, and a near total lack of anything even remotely resembling diplomacy in his political dealings.

by Brian X November 25, 2006

Lords of Acid

A Belgian punk/techno/something band as talented as they are foul-mouthed and sex-obsessed.

by Brian X September 16, 2003

zero tolerance

A punishment by the inane for the inane.

When you need a pair of needlenose pliers and you use a hammer... that's zero tolerance.

by Brian X October 8, 2003

shrub

A money plant, usually found in or near white houses.

by Brian X August 14, 2003