Definitions by brian x

George W. Bush 

The 43d President of the United States, a man whose greatest legacy will be remembered as international controversy, massive budget deficits, and a near total lack of anything even remotely resembling diplomacy in his political dealings.

George W. Bush by Brian X November 25, 2006

Heavy Lourde 

A Canadian 16-ton -- sorry, 14515kg -- weight.

You load sixteen tons, what do you get? Another day older and Homsar getting smashed. Again.

Heavy Lourde by Brian X December 14, 2003

your dog wants steak 

Fark cliche. Might have come from a dog food commercial in the early 90s.

Apparently dogs want steak. Who knew?

your dog wants steak by Brian X November 29, 2003

fictition 

An odd neologism created in an Oscar acceptance speech by Michael Moore. Backformation from "fictitious".

"Fictition"... I can't quite figure out what that one means. He obviously meant something slightly different from "fiction", but damn if I know what.

fictition by Brian X October 26, 2003

hard drive 

An object mounted inside a computer that holds data. Not to be confused with the computer itself, the hard drive in the average desktop computer is made of metal and is about the size of a mass-market paperback book.

He said he was having a problem with a port on the hard drive... of course he'd actually blown the controller chip on his USB card and the hard drive was just fine. I didn't know whether to applaud the fact that he knew what the problem was or cry because he still didn't know the right words for it.

hard drive by Brian X October 21, 2003

earworm 

A song that won't go away, and gets stuck in your head. Makes you want to tear your ears out; unfortunately, deafness can't cure it because it's in there for good.

Oh, I don't know... "Seasons in the Sun", "Muskrat Love", "Lovefool"...

earworm by Brian X October 20, 2003

zero tolerance 

A punishment by the inane for the inane.

When you need a pair of needlenose pliers and you use a hammer... that's zero tolerance.

zero tolerance by Brian X October 8, 2003