brian smith's definitions

toilet tornado

when you giz in the toilet and it looks like a swirling white tornado

look at that toilet tornado!

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

gayfi

any band that comes out of the "new generation" of punk bands that is gothic and emo at the same time just like Afi.

i hate gayfi and all bands influenced by it but all of the old gothic punk bands like TSOL kick major ass!

by Brian Smith December 3, 2004

a floater

poo that floats on the top of the toilet water

it's a gigantic floater!

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

jungle hotdog

a young male who is very horny and dumb.

you're such a jungle hotdog.

by Brian Smith December 3, 2004

emineminism

any damn stupid thing that white rapper eminem says.

"imataty"
"white men alope"

by Brian Smith December 6, 2004

turbogizing

this is when you ejaculate and you can't stop. you cum in your pants 24/7 after sex for hours.

i fucked her so good that i'm still turbogizing!

by Brian Smith November 9, 2004

the old people smell

the smell commenly found in old folks homes, hospitals, funeral homes,Goodwill,The Salvation Army and pretty much any place else that is boring as hell to be in.

it smells like the old people smell at the family reunion.

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004