Definitions by brian smith

Plano 

A suburb of Dallas, it breifly flashed into national news-worthiness when blacktop heroin found its way there in the late 90's, leading to a slew of deaths. It can be divided into 2 regions

A. West: The newer part, it also has a higher per capita income(on the order of $100,000-$120,000). Its schools are still a hotbed of drug activity due to the high preponderance of bored, rich kids, but heroin has fallen out of favor.

B. East: Considered by most Plano-ites, to be the "ghetto" section of Plano, the vast majority is still upper-middle class. It however lacks the number of shopping malls/ multiplexes/ etc. that have arose in the west side during the building boom that hit the DFW area in the 90's.

In Plano there are two types of students; bored, rich junkies and GPA-whoring asians

Plano by Brian Smith May 13, 2005

berryville 

The worst place in northern Va to live, and possibly the worst place in the world. Should be part of West Virginia due to all the rednecks... but for some reason they chose to put it in VA.

Ya'll know there more cows hur then thur iz peoples?

berryville by Brian Smith March 27, 2005

emineminism 

any damn stupid thing that white rapper eminem says.

"imataty"
"white men alope"

emineminism by Brian Smith December 6, 2004

clocker-knocker 

a word to describe a giant male genitalia.

he's hung like a clocker-knocker!

clocker-knocker by Brian Smith December 6, 2004

gayfi 

any band that comes out of the "new generation" of punk bands that is gothic and emo at the same time just like Afi.

i hate gayfi and all bands influenced by it but all of the old gothic punk bands like TSOL kick major ass!

gayfi by Brian Smith December 3, 2004

jungle hotdog

a young male who is very horny and dumb.

you're such a jungle hotdog.

jungle hotdog by Brian Smith December 3, 2004

packafudgeaphobia 

to be gay yet terribly afraid of anal sex

oh jesus no! i have packafudgeaphobia

packafudgeaphobia by Brian Smith December 3, 2004