brian smith's definitions

buttlag

when your ass starts hurting because you have been sitting down on a long trip

I got buttlag after two hundred miles.

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

gayfi

any band that comes out of the "new generation" of punk bands that is gothic and emo at the same time just like Afi.

i hate gayfi and all bands influenced by it but all of the old gothic punk bands like TSOL kick major ass!

by Brian Smith December 3, 2004

a floater

poo that floats on the top of the toilet water

it's a gigantic floater!

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

NTD

when you see some hot ass chicks with thongs and you say to yourself "mm,mm,mm,mm"

Dude, it's totally NTD today up in this hizzle. I saw like 6 chicks today with sweet thongs!! mm, mm, mm, mm!!

by Brian Smith November 13, 2003

turd goblin

a person who always talks about poop or a term used as an insult.

stop being a turd goblin.

by Brian Smith November 9, 2004

packafudgeaphobia

to be gay yet terribly afraid of anal sex

oh jesus no! i have packafudgeaphobia

by Brian Smith December 3, 2004

turbogizing

this is when you ejaculate and you can't stop. you cum in your pants 24/7 after sex for hours.

i fucked her so good that i'm still turbogizing!

by Brian Smith November 9, 2004