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buttlag

when your ass starts hurting because you have been sitting down on a long trip
I got buttlag after two hundred miles.
by Brian Smith November 8, 2004
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Plano

A suburb of Dallas, it breifly flashed into national news-worthiness when blacktop heroin found its way there in the late 90's, leading to a slew of deaths. It can be divided into 2 regions

A. West: The newer part, it also has a higher per capita income(on the order of $100,000-$120,000). Its schools are still a hotbed of drug activity due to the high preponderance of bored, rich kids, but heroin has fallen out of favor.

B. East: Considered by most Plano-ites, to be the "ghetto" section of Plano, the vast majority is still upper-middle class. It however lacks the number of shopping malls/ multiplexes/ etc. that have arose in the west side during the building boom that hit the DFW area in the 90's.
In Plano there are two types of students; bored, rich junkies and GPA-whoring asians
by Brian Smith May 13, 2005
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turd goblin

a person who always talks about poop or a term used as an insult.
stop being a turd goblin.
by Brian Smith November 9, 2004
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toilet tornado

when you giz in the toilet and it looks like a swirling white tornado
by Brian Smith November 8, 2004
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hummer

yet another slang term for oral sex
Howerd stern just gave that guy a hummer on national TV!
by Brian Smith November 8, 2004
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germs burn

a cigarette burn that is given by a person who already has one to another person that marks alot of hardcore Germs fans.
that guy gave me a germs burn.
by Brian Smith November 8, 2004
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turbogizing

this is when you ejaculate and you can't stop. you cum in your pants 24/7 after sex for hours.
i fucked her so good that i'm still turbogizing!
by Brian Smith November 9, 2004
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