brian smith's definitions

toilet tornado

when you giz in the toilet and it looks like a swirling white tornado

look at that toilet tornado!

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

cockazoid

1. one who resembles a penis, testes or scotum.

2. one who ejaculates in his pants.

stay away cockazoid!

by Brian Smith November 7, 2004

gayfi

any band that comes out of the "new generation" of punk bands that is gothic and emo at the same time just like Afi.

i hate gayfi and all bands influenced by it but all of the old gothic punk bands like TSOL kick major ass!

by Brian Smith December 3, 2004

a floater

poo that floats on the top of the toilet water

it's a gigantic floater!

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

buttlag

when your ass starts hurting because you have been sitting down on a long trip

I got buttlag after two hundred miles.

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

Plano

A suburb of Dallas, it breifly flashed into national news-worthiness when blacktop heroin found its way there in the late 90's, leading to a slew of deaths. It can be divided into 2 regions

A. West: The newer part, it also has a higher per capita income(on the order of $100,000-$120,000). Its schools are still a hotbed of drug activity due to the high preponderance of bored, rich kids, but heroin has fallen out of favor.

B. East: Considered by most Plano-ites, to be the "ghetto" section of Plano, the vast majority is still upper-middle class. It however lacks the number of shopping malls/ multiplexes/ etc. that have arose in the west side during the building boom that hit the DFW area in the 90's.

In Plano there are two types of students; bored, rich junkies and GPA-whoring asians

by Brian Smith May 13, 2005

emineminism

any damn stupid thing that white rapper eminem says.

"imataty"
"white men alope"

by Brian Smith December 6, 2004