brian smith's definitions

NTD

when you see some hot ass chicks with thongs and you say to yourself "mm,mm,mm,mm"

Dude, it's totally NTD today up in this hizzle. I saw like 6 chicks today with sweet thongs!! mm, mm, mm, mm!!

by Brian Smith November 13, 2003

Plano

A suburb of Dallas, it breifly flashed into national news-worthiness when blacktop heroin found its way there in the late 90's, leading to a slew of deaths. It can be divided into 2 regions

A. West: The newer part, it also has a higher per capita income(on the order of $100,000-$120,000). Its schools are still a hotbed of drug activity due to the high preponderance of bored, rich kids, but heroin has fallen out of favor.

B. East: Considered by most Plano-ites, to be the "ghetto" section of Plano, the vast majority is still upper-middle class. It however lacks the number of shopping malls/ multiplexes/ etc. that have arose in the west side during the building boom that hit the DFW area in the 90's.

In Plano there are two types of students; bored, rich junkies and GPA-whoring asians

by Brian Smith May 13, 2005

berryville

The worst place in northern Va to live, and possibly the worst place in the world. Should be part of West Virginia due to all the rednecks... but for some reason they chose to put it in VA.

Ya'll know there more cows hur then thur iz peoples?

by Brian Smith March 27, 2005

emineminism

any damn stupid thing that white rapper eminem says.

"imataty"
"white men alope"

by Brian Smith December 6, 2004

clocker-knocker

a word to describe a giant male genitalia.

he's hung like a clocker-knocker!

by Brian Smith December 6, 2004

goosefraubah

GOOSEFRAUBAHthe slime that sometimes devolopes between the anus and the genitals

derived from the eskimo word goofrba

your'e full of goosefraubah.

by Brian Smith November 7, 2004

cockazoid

1. one who resembles a penis, testes or scotum.

2. one who ejaculates in his pants.

stay away cockazoid!

by Brian Smith November 7, 2004