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buttlag

when your ass starts hurting because you have been sitting down on a long trip
I got buttlag after two hundred miles.
by Brian Smith November 8, 2004
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Plano

A suburb of Dallas, it breifly flashed into national news-worthiness when blacktop heroin found its way there in the late 90's, leading to a slew of deaths. It can be divided into 2 regions

A. West: The newer part, it also has a higher per capita income(on the order of $100,000-$120,000). Its schools are still a hotbed of drug activity due to the high preponderance of bored, rich kids, but heroin has fallen out of favor.

B. East: Considered by most Plano-ites, to be the "ghetto" section of Plano, the vast majority is still upper-middle class. It however lacks the number of shopping malls/ multiplexes/ etc. that have arose in the west side during the building boom that hit the DFW area in the 90's.
In Plano there are two types of students; bored, rich junkies and GPA-whoring asians
by Brian Smith May 13, 2005
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NTD

when you see some hot ass chicks with thongs and you say to yourself "mm,mm,mm,mm"
Dude, it's totally NTD today up in this hizzle. I saw like 6 chicks today with sweet thongs!! mm, mm, mm, mm!!
by Brian Smith November 13, 2003
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emineminism

any damn stupid thing that white rapper eminem says.
"imataty"
"white men alope"
by Brian Smith December 6, 2004
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turbogizing

this is when you ejaculate and you can't stop. you cum in your pants 24/7 after sex for hours.
i fucked her so good that i'm still turbogizing!
by Brian Smith November 9, 2004
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the old people smell

the smell commenly found in old folks homes, hospitals, funeral homes,Goodwill,The Salvation Army and pretty much any place else that is boring as hell to be in.
by Brian Smith November 8, 2004
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germs burn

a cigarette burn that is given by a person who already has one to another person that marks alot of hardcore Germs fans.
that guy gave me a germs burn.
by Brian Smith November 8, 2004
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