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n: The female equilavent of a circle jerk. As opposed to a handful of dudes pullin on their wangs, it is several chicks chillin in a circle "gettin after it" with themselves.
*Snif Snif* My wife and her friends must have been in here performing an EPIC stinky pinky ring...

"Hey hunny, flickin' the bean isn't the same by myself, maybe a few of us could get together for a stinky pinky ring."
by brewed and wreckless May 13, 2010
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v. the act of stretching/spreading of one's scrotal sac over the unassuming bitches face. a talented individual pulls his bean sack over the face of the frontal, temporal, and mandibular region (dyke if you will) of one's face after, or during the act of receiving oral copulation. (whether she likes it or not)
i met this sweetie the other night! we started getting down and dirty, and i immediately realized that i needed a Talladega Table Cloth to keep things from getting messy!

holy shit. this dyke started (unexpectedly) sucking on my chode. to keep from looking that dyke in the face i gave her a Talladega Table Cloth
by brewed and wreckless May 24, 2010
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