brett burkhardt's definitions

Transfer Troll

An asshole who transfers someone to you or another department even though they can handle the problem themselves.

Margo in accounting was a huge transfer troll. She’d send your ass to shipping just so she wouldn’t have to answer any questions about shipping costs that she was entering into the system.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Bargain Bin Bandit

Someone who gets as much of their clothing, furnishings, books, cds, dvds, etc. from sale racks and bargain bins

Sara the Bargain Bin Bandit somehow managed to look like amazing even though her entire ensemble cost just $30.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Nutta Butta

The lube used to jerk off with.

Lacy was going to kill her boyfriend. He’d been dipping into her expensive imported face cream to use as nutta butta again.

Adam couldn’t decide which nutta butta he wanted to use. The Astroglide, coconut oil, or the hand lotion...decisions, decisions.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Suicide by Slut

Someone who ruins their life by sleeping around in a stupid, careless, and self destructive manner.

The congressman was committing suicide by slut when he took those tranny hookers to the pay by the hour motel just three blocks down from the local tv station.

When Greg told us he doesn’t use condoms with the skanks he brings home from the bar we all knew he was committing suicide by slut.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Girls Gone Wild Wench

Girls who go to GGW parties trying to get their tits on video so that they can brag about it or hoping that it will launch their career.

Ebony just knew that if she could get on the next GGW tape that record labels would be dying to sign her, everyone knew she was a Girls Gone Wild Wench.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Trailer Treasure

Something that’s just so trailer park kitsch that you just can’t help but love it.

When Maryann saw the black velvet painting of Elvis, Princess Diana, and Dale Earnhardt drinking beers while floating on clouds in heaven, she just couldn’t pass it up. It was just TOO great a Trailer Treasure to not buy.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Bathroom Blather

When a person insists on having a long, drawn out, pointless conversation on their cell phone when going to the bathroom, especially if it is a public bathroom.

"Dude, is there another bathroom here?"
"No, why?"
"There's some asshole in there talking on his cell phone and I just couldn't take a leak."
"Bathroom blather is so fucking rude."

When I heard I toilet flush I knew that this conversation was just bathroom blather.

by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008