the reason I no longer have a loving wife, any friends, or rarely see the light of day.
James: hey dude theres a bunch of babes and beer so wanna come over tonight.
Me: Nah dude i'm exp boosting with my friends and hopefully get my 50.
James: Fuck you youre an asshole.
Me: I love you too.
Mom: hunny your dads in the hospital he needs to see you soon before he dies.
Son:fuck him and fuck you im playing MLG