2 definitions by brandodoubleg

A girl who a guy hangs out with who does not serve any purpose for reproduction and the survival of the human species but is instead hung out with purely because of her friendly characteristics. There is no attraction between a man and his unbae whatsoever, they're just friends.
Can be used as a noun or adjective.
GF: "So, I heard you were hanging out with that cunt Laquisha."
BF: "Baby, Laquisha is so unbae it fucking hurts. You don't have to worry about her."
GF: "Damn straight"
by brandodoubleg November 16, 2014
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Procrastinating to the extent that one gets so bored he/she is motivated to do work, not because work is due but because they have nothing better to do.
Friend: "Hey, what you up to, my dude?"

Hustla: "I'm just kickin' back procrastihustlin'."
Friend: "Oh fasho. Finally getting that essay finished?"

Hustla: "You already know."
by brandodoubleg November 18, 2014
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