1 definition by brainwad

Paper

The product of the emulsiphication of tree pulp. Generally used for writing on by civilized peoples, but also for wiping ones buttocks and for printing money on. Additionally, the second worst strategy in the game Scissors-Paper-Rock.

Me: Dude, can a I borrow a sheet of paper?
You: I need it..
Me: Scissors-Paper-Rock?
You: Sure
* Scissors.. Paper.. Rock! *
You: Paper!
Me: Scissors!
Me: pwned! Everyone knows that u pick scissors!
You: meh

by brainwad June 7, 2005