This is a Dirty Sanchez
, but can only be performed when the receiver eats a sizable quantity of Escolar. Escolar, commonly referred to as the "Olestra of the Sea", contains an indigestible oil, which, once passed through a digestive system, comes out as oily, orange diarrhea.
The result is an orange-colored moustache, as opposed to the usual brown.
I took this bitch out for some Escolar sushi last night, and later on, I gave her an orange slice!