bones's definitions

Bertlikesmen

Expressing bert's love for men in a single word, thereby saving time and breath on a self-explanatory task

Bertlikesmen

by Bones May 28, 2003

yurcon plates

a libaryian in the look of the eye

the kid had yurcon plates

by bones January 2, 2005

slim bavis

A device not unlike a shoe-horn designed to guide the penis into the vagina during inter-course. Developed in the late 13th century and used primarily in Asia and Eastern Europe.

Yoshi was so inebriated he had to implement his slim bavis in order to mount his new bride.

by bones October 31, 2003